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Zoom Lesson Crazy Things

Chp. 1

"Its Covid, Its Covid, Come get me if you caaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!" sang my classmate Didado. He sang into my ears, well not really my ears, but the microphone, which went through the Zoom network and reached my earphone. so it is like he sang into my ears. And yeah, I am having a zoom lesson. Or I should've said zoom PARTY, it was Christmas Tea Party Day.

Its the part where we sing Christmas carols together, but Dadido changed the lyrics, and got the song like that. "Boring" "Ugly" "Poop" commented by classmates. I agree with boring, but surely NOT with POOP, and ugly is for his singing, not for the song. "YOU WENT CRAZY!! D-I-D-A-D-O!DADIDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" That was Sam.

"You hurt my eardrums, dummy!" I said. "Now you hurt mine!" shouted Sam. "Not now!" shouted Dadido. "You are!" "AM NOT!" "ARETOO!!!" "AM NOT!!!!!!" Sam and Dadido started the fight. No one could stop them, until...

MUTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whew! Finally I don't have to hear them shouting. Know why? Because they are muted by the teacher, so no one could hear them. But the bad thing is, we all are muted, even the teacher, so we could hear nothing at all. But at least, better than two loud man on fire, which is like you are next to a plane’s engine withOUT any ear protectives or anything.

Chp. 2

An hour pass since the no reason fight, everything back to normal, until the network got disconnected for my classmates, like every one of them! Even the teacher, so I am the ONLY one in the room, making me the host. I have never been a host, so I don't know anything about being a host except unmuting myself.

So people started coming back in to the waiting room, (I don't know how to get them in!) So, they are just waiting outside.

I did nothing, nothing physically, at least. I started daydreaming. I daydreamed that my classmates came in eventually and I started playing games with my classmates. I even started to teach… But that was just a dream. I got woken up by a loud “BEEP” sound. I continued wondering what could that beeping sound means, and what was it, until…

“A FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” shouted my mom. I looked out and saw red flames! I ran for my life with my mom, and safely reached the bottom of the stairs. I found out that ALL my classmates are there already, so that’s why they got disconnected! I ran up to them and saw that most of them have a phone, or a laptop. (I got nothing, by the way.) and so I just looked around. All my classmates are having their faces glued to the monitors of their devices, except Didado, keep on running around with his phone, shouting, “ Free Wi-Fi, anyone wants? 1 penny for an hour!” I know that 1 penny means money, means we HAVE to pay, in other words, NOT free, but he just shouted out like that. I borrowed a laptop from the lobby concierge guy, and tried on Didado’s network. I sneakily borrowed his Wi-Fi, well it’s pretty easy, just following wherever Didado went. But his network was rubbish, needs to load for everything at the speed of 300 results per MINUTE! It was soooooooooooooooo slow that I gave up on his wifi and joined the others, finding free wifi that is faster and better than Didado’s. It’s VERY easy to find one (if you can find a Wi-Fi, that is. It’s pretty hard to find a wifi when there is a fire in 150 meters away.), since if you find ANY Wi-Fi, it should be better than Didado’s. I was walking around searching for wifi when I met my teachers. All of them were there in a group, having a real meeting, not Zoom meeting. I was shocked and surprised that I literally found my teachers. I was even more flabbergasted by the sight of our principle. I don’t believe it, so all my classmates live in the SAME estate with me, EVEN THE STAFF??????????????????????????? That was something I couldn’t believe but that’s just something small, how do I go back to my classmates is another BIG BIG thing.

I found my way through the lobby with the help of GPS. Now you might think that using GPS to find your way to reach your classmates and friends is VERY out of the ordinary, especially considering that in the classroom, they make almost 145dB (decibels). But I never go into the lobby without my parents guiding me, because the lobby is as complicated as a maze. That’s why I need the GPS. I found my way back to my classmates and told them what happened, and again used the GPS to find my way to my classmates.

“Why do you even need to use a GPS when you JUST came back from the same route?” my classmate Paul asked. “I am bad at directions, remember? Last time our school outing was to a farm, and I just got lost in a barn shed!” I replied. And that’s real, I am bad at directions, no lying.

When my classmates met our teachers, finally together, We had our lesson, not Zoom, but still. Finally I can have break, sit on a chair and give my legs a little nap.

Chp. 3

It’s a peaceful day, weather good, and most important of all, no need to hear Sam and Didado shouting around. No fire, no argument. But… “Its Holiday!” shouted Didado. Uh! Need to hear Didado shouting again on a peaceful day! (that is what he does every time.)

I can neither say he is wrong, nor can I say he is correct. Why wrong? Wrong because it is still school time, doing project. Why correct? Because it’s written as a holiday in our handbook and calendar.

We are doing geography project. I am presenting it to be accurate; but anyways, I am doing something with the project.

Overall, pretty good. Showing different things about polar climate, telling jokes, etc.

I am very happy to be presenting it, finally. But… why is everybody annotating on my screen and keep on saying they couldn’t hear me? Is it Zoom or my problem? Oh! It’s because I muted myself! What a dummy I am! So there I am, presenting the Geography project.

Please remember to check out for the next episode (Chp. 4-6)!